COLUMBUS SHORT RUNS FROM THE PAPARAZZI LIKE A LIL’ BIATCH! LOL!

Last night Columbus Short (Stomp the Yard) ran from the paparazzi as if he was Will Smith – wait a minute! Do you ever see Will Smith running from the paparazzi? No!!!!!

“Please don’t hurt me!!!”

Shorty hit up LA hot spot Voyeur last night to the waiting paparazzi.

Now Voyeur (yeah, that place Michael Steele’s peoples went to) is not a “black Hollywood” friendly place…(Meagan Good’s sister stood in line for about an hour before they decided to let her in)…nor do most of the paparazzi give a shit about young up and coming Black celebrities doing their thang. (like I freakin’ do).

Truthfully, Columbus Short’s name don’t mean jack shit in the celebrity world, all the photogs were there for Paris Hilton.

But when I saw Short arrive, I spent 10 minutes trying to convince the paparazzi to take his photo because I believe he’s a hot, young, up and coming actor and has two hot movies coming out “Losers” and “Death at a Funeral” – - so a brotha could use some press …and what’s wrong with feelin like a real celebrity (Brad Pitt anyone) for the night?  (Truthfully though, Lance Gross is coming for dat azz so you might wanna lay off the chocolates, Columbus?)

Anywayz … after a bunch of blank stares and a “we’ll do you this one favor Carlton” responses from the photogs – they agreed to take his photo only to make him feel special – like a movie star should! Again to pass the time as we all waited for Paris Hilton.

Mind you, I started “blackarazzi” and now “carltonjordan.com” because I knew the landscape didn’t care about Black celebrities’ lives – so I’m looking at it like – I’mma hook Columbus Short up with some free press, cause I’ve seen how sad black celebs get when they walk by a bunch of photogs and gets no love. It was my duty – obligation – to take his picture. (actually my photog Malack Lee took it – who is Black and didn’t know who he was!)

And as soon as we turn our cameras towards him – this fool tucks and ducks, almost knocking someone over!! Excuse me? Are you serious? Please get over yourself, there is no need to overreact – you will not see those photos anywhere and especially not on any mainstream publications or sites. The best you’ll do is bossip with these pics!! I’ll put you on my website though, because I still believe in you.  But don’t flatter yourself.

The funny part was he was stopped right at the Voyeur door. Luckily Dallas Austin was there to get him in. Sucka!

cc:Robert Ri’chard on this post too. Another tuck and duck motherf*cker who was there last night. Now that’s a weird one!!!!