1. Lance Gross – plucked from obscurity [No shade, I love my HU fam!, but....] Lance Gross seems to be the king of Tyler Perry studios!!
Find out the other Tyler Perry shirtless mafia members that reflect the men in the cartoon!! Aaron McGruder did alotta research LOL!!!
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2. Allen Payne’s career was over, but the love scene from ‘Jason’s Lyric’ is probably what got him on ‘House of Payne’ [and last name!]
3. Shemar Moore; do we really need to explain why Shemar was featured in a TP production?!
4. Lamann Rucker was getting older and hadn’t quite landed a role that got him as much garnered attention as him in Why Did I Get Married – now he’s A-list [by A-list we mean Atlanta!]
5. Adam Rodruigez did his thing in ‘I Can Do Bad All By My Damn Self Motherfucker” and got love from Black women in the process. Thanks Tyler!
6. Idris Elba was cast in Daddy’s Little Girls. He’s British – and you know what they say about british men!
7. Robert Ri’chard fits perfectly into the Boondocks’ version of the Tyler Perry mold. He has green eyes for God’s sake – must love Jesus!!
8. Tyler Perry brought back Michael Jai White from the dead in WDIGM!
9. Isaiah Mustafah is Lance Gross 2 – he was plucked from obscurity [and working at gay bar, 'The Abbey" in Los Angeles], and now has landed a leading role in TP’s ‘Colored Girls” film.
10. Terrell Carter had been around Tyler since his play days…but since those pics of Terrell laid up romantically in bed with another man leaked, his leading man career has be stalled.
10 Future members of the TP shirtless mafia …
1. Mechcad Brooks is an obvious choice – no homo.
2. Amin Joseph takes it all off in “Zane’s Sex Chronicles” taking it off for Jesus shouldn’t be that hard.
3. Collins Pennie is the new kid on the block and has those virgin lips [no homo], so he’ll go far in a TP production. Maybe Madea, the teenage years?
4. Chad Ochocinco has no shame, and I am sure is desperate enough for attention and validation that he would join the ‘compound’ – even if it was just to get some of that minty-fresh lotion.
5. T.O. fits the angry Black man title to the T…although in person I don’t get angry Black man, but I do get a Tyler Perry vibe from him. He’d fit right in at the compound.
6. Devin Thomas um, light skinndeded – ‘nough said.
7. Jesse Williams, the guy who plays Dr Jackson on Grey’s Anatomy is turning the heads of many people today, also I am sure Tyler Perry has written his name down on his “to cast” list! LOL!
8. Trey Songz will do anything for Atlanta…..LOL! Raise up!
9. If Reggie Bush were to ever get into acting, you think TP wouldn’t cast this!! Of course he would.
10. Wentworth Miller, well he’s already assuming the position! LOL!
Why havent these men been featured in a Tyler Perry film? Did they refuse to stay at the compund??!
1. Terry Crews will take it off for anyone. But his loyalty obviously lies with Ice Cube. He’s already blacklisted from Winston-Jerome world – I mean TP! LOL!
2. Marlon Wayans impressed everyone in G.I. Joe during this shirtless scene. But the Wayans family would kill Marlon for being associated with Tyler Perry.
3. Taye Diggs would have to pretend to love Black women to be in a TP vehicle! LOL!
4. Gary Dourdan would be the first light skinnded villain from TP!!
5. Brian White don’t need no damn Tyler Perry – for now.
6. Wesley Jonathan is doing straight to DVD’s! A TP film would revive his sinking career!
7. LL Cool J should be in at least one Tyler Perry movie before he gets fat! LOL!
8. John Legend please be careful and do not walk around Miami like this anymore… you might end up at the compound.
9. The Rock will have to lower his fee, but would love to see him opposite Taraji P.
10. Marlon Wayans family would probably disown him if he did a TP film! LOL! Real talk.
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