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Move over Lady Gaga – there’s another serial swagga jacka on the loose in LaLa Land…..DEZ!!!

From Beyonce, to Kim Kardashian, to Victoria Beckhan – wannabe socialite “Dez” is starting to recycle fashions from the best of ‘em!!!  But unlike her BFF Amber Rose’s unique, interesting, and sometimes odd style, “Dez” has quickly popped on the scene with less enthusiastic choices of wardrobe.

While the Alexander McQueen obsessed media creation seems to spend plenty of money [or Mario's money] on her clothes – [those YSL Caged boots, although Spring 2009, still carry a hefty price tag!] her sense of style is – um – lacking originality!

This Alexander McQueen dress was worn by fashionista queen Victoria Beckham already!

Note to Dez: If you want to become an Amber Rose or Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or any other famous for nothing LA socialite – you MUST step up your fashion game!!  The sales rack at ‘McQueen’ will only get you so far.  Now, I’m not saying you can’t wear the same dress as another celebrity, but that’s kinda what I’m saying!! LOL!

This is LA – NOT Philly girl – and if it’s already been worn by a celebrity and they’ve been photographed in it LAST year – you need to just retire it!

I also understand that Amber Rose is a professional at this shit  [plus the bish has Kanye West money and ego backing her] and maybe one day Mario will get Dez a spread in Vogue or Elle [or SMOOTH] but until then, just hire a stylist biatccccch!!   This will prevent any further tabloid fashion faux pas.

Or just shave your damn head.  It worked for Amber!  I’M THROUGH!  LOL!!!