All posts tagged MELYSSA FORD

MELYSSA FORD GETS THE BLACK SLAPPED OFF HER!

Funny or NoSoMuch?



WANNA SEE MELYSSA FORD IN FULL BODY SPANDEX??!

Me neither…we’d all rather see her butterball…

But if you have an imagination and some lotion than you can have your own little fun with the above picture. Hahahahaha! Melyssa Ford went shopping at UNDER ARMOUR Pop-Up Shop in Soho NYC. She picked up – Women’s Escape Short, Women’s Wintersweet Hoody and Women’s Sonic Glenn Jacket among other things. Who says pseudo celebs can’t still get swagg!!

Don’t forget to report this in your taxes – you don’t want to end up like Wesley Pipes Snipes….hahahaha!

THE ‘LEGENDARY’ MELYSSA FORD GETS A MAGAZINE COVER!!

Melyssa Ford’s rant, basically accusing Essence Magazine of ignoring her super model status, seems to have opened another door for her….KING Magazine!

See Melyssa, you are relevant!

The Queen of video vixens [King Magazine goes as far as to call her a Acura Legend!] shows she still the queen bee…

In case you don’t have your ear to the gossip, Melyssa expressed her disdain for the latest issue of Essence Magazine, where they tell Black women they need to please their Black Man. She was also upset that fake models like Naomi Campbell were featured on the cover [Blood Diamond Naomi!] of Essence and not herself.

Read what she said below…

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DAMN! ELISE NEAL CHANNELS HER BFF MELYSSA FORD IN PHOTO SHOOT!

The latest issue of Black Men’s Magazine features the women of Hollywood, and Elise Neal brings out her vixen in a photo shoot with celeb photographer Scott Hebert!

Maybe next time she won’t get out-shined by Melly when the paparazzi has cameras on them like in this video! LOL!

EXCLUSIVE: MELYSSA FORD TALKS MONTANA FISHBURNE; GAY MARRIAGE

Damn Elise Neal!  Say something  - don’t let Melly-Mel take all your shine…LOL!

Last time Melyssa Ford and I met up it wasn’t so good!

But this time she was able to chit chat with my partner in crime Syncere of FF HIP HOP – and she’s mad cool! This is the Melyssa Ford [and Elise Neal since she there too] we know and love! But is there a thin line between video vixen and porn star?

EXCLUSIVE: MELYSSA FORD FIGHTS WITH THE PAPARAZZI!!!!

In the words of my boy B. Scott – “bitch boo bye”…and boo again, biatch!!  Bye!!!!  LOL! < I added the last part…hehehe!

During the 2010 BET Awards I had the privilege to shoot many famous Black celebrities and I love how gracious they were and accepting of the fact that my job is not to harm them but to give them some free publicity off the red carpet  - – and make them feel like an actual celebrity for a change!  It’s no secret Black celebrities are completely ignored in the media when it comes to magazine, newspaper, and blogs – especially D-Listers!

And  in Los Angeles where you have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, why would some no name celebrity try and fight with Carlton Jordan – when all I try to do is give you shine? It’s time for these Black psuedo celebs to stop lashing out on Black Bloggers because at this point we are the only ones still talking about ya!!

Well that’s just wat happened with Melyssa Ford!

This is what happened when you treat D-Listers like A-Listers!! Granted the former video vixen was not the cause of the altercation, and she was tryna tell her girl to ‘chill out’ but what frustates me is how Melyssa gets recognized by no other paparazzi, but obviously was standing around wanting her picture taken, only for her crew to go ballistic! SMDH!

FULL GALLERY BELOW…..

I remember reading an interview by Gabrielle Union saying that Black celebs are ignored by the paparazzi / tabloid media ..

10 EXCLUSIVE PAPARAZZI VIDEOS FROM BET AWARDS!!! INCLUDING A FIGHT!

Damn…the carltonjordan.com TEAM was able to get all this shit in one night….we’re expanding and will have the whole CITY covered by the end of SUMMER — – stay tuned!!  Meanwhile y’all enjoy these exclusive videos!!!

1. TI is such a gentleman! Smiles big, opens the car door for Tiny, all while sharing his favorite BET awards moments…..”I liked my damn self!”  LOL!

2. Xscape reunited!!! Tiny, Kandi, Kiesha Baby, celebrate after the BET Awards and give their critique!! Will Kandi diss Trey Songz??

3. Trey Songz stumbles out of club after failed Prince tribute performance! I woulda got drunk too! LOL!

4. Eva ‘the diva’ Marcille looks smashing as usual! We love you sweetie – keep making those appearances!!

5. Denyce Lawton defends Tyler Perry?? Hmmm……

and tells us her dating status…

6. Kim Porter supports Didddy no matter what!

7. Janelle Monae still glowing after hot Prince tribute….

8. LeToya Luckett looks just like a Barbie doll! She’s working them Jamal Buster lashes!!!

9. Melyssa Ford fights with the paparazzi!! WTF!

10. Before the awards, Tiny visited Millions of Milkshakes….she obviously has a caramel fetish! LOL!!

That’s the end!!