All posts tagged Ray Lewis

BETTY WHITE REJECTS MARINE’S INVITE TO CORPS BALL!

By Carlton Jordan | July 19, 2011 | News | No comments

Betty White though? Really?? She’s such a gay icon…#imjustsayin!

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake are going. And now, Betty White’s been invited, too. Sgt. Ray Lewis has asked White to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball in a YouTube video, flattering the 89-year-old actress plenty in the process.

“She’s funny, she’s sweet, she’s mature. She’s the all-around perfect woman,” he says. “I really think we’d have a good time. I’m fun, you know. … I think I can make her laugh. I think she can make me laugh. I think we can laugh together. … So, call me!”

To White’s dismay, work got in the way. << yeah right.

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T F%#K WITH RAY LEWIS!!

By Carlton Jordan | September 14, 2010 | Sports, Video | 707 Comments

When will the trash talkers learn that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis is not to be f%#ked with?? Jets coach Rex Ryan got into it verbally with the Beast from B-more earlier in the week and look what happened on MNF last night…

As they say on ESPN, he got JACKED UP!!! Ray Lewis is the most respected NFL player in the league…BY FAR! Peeps (including NFL players like Chad Ochocinco) were having a tweeting fit over Lewis’s hit on poor ol’ Dustin Keller!

Lewis and his Ravens won the game, 10-9. Hey Jets…now that’s what I call Hard Knocks!!

RAY LEWIS AND REX RYAN SET THE TONE FOR WEEK 1!!

By Carlton Jordan | September 10, 2010 | News, Sports, Video | No comments

The war of words between Baltimore Ravens LB Ray Lewis and NY Jets coach Rex Ryan makes Monday Night’s Jets/Ravens match-up a must-see! Ryan has been talking Super Bowl swagger with the Jets and Lewis believes (rightly so) that such talk should be reserved for the champion Saints…

Neither dude is backing down but here’s one major difference: Ryan is NOT playing!! He doesn’t have to face Lewis…his team does. And Ray is a flat-out beast. He’s like the Hulk…you don’t wanna see him when he gets angry!!

Btw, Ray…nice plug for my champion Lakers! Lol!!

GUESS THE NEW ‘OLD SPICE’ GUY?!

By Carlton Jordan | September 9, 2010 | News, Sports | 271 Comments

Now that Tyler Perry has scooped up Isaiah Mustafa, it was time for another man to take over Old Spice….

As you can remember, Isaiah Mustafa took the Internet by storm in his hilariously viral Old Spice commercials, but memes, like all good things, must come to an end.

But wait! Today, Old Spice released a new commercial from the same ad masters who did the Isaiah Mustafa ads, Wieden + Kennedy, only this time it features Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. While Lewis’s powers of seduction don’t quite measure up to Mustafa’s, seeing him saddle up a jet-powered raven and blast off to Saturn is pretty impressive. We want to know: is this meme-overkill? Or will Lewis make the “Old Spice Guy” role his own? Let us know what you think in the comments!

SOURCE: URLESQUE