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	<title>Carlton Jordan &#187; SMH!</title>
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		<title>2 Killed After &#8216;Unfriending&#8217; On Facebook!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/02/09/2-killed-after-unfriending-on-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father who was upset after a Tennessee couple deleted his adult daughter as a friend on Facebook has been charged in the shooting deaths of the couple, authorities said ...]]></description>
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		<title>Damn Shame! Student In Black Face Ask BYU Students About Black History Month!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/02/08/damn-shame-student-in-black-face-ask-byu-students-about-black-history-month/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/02/08/damn-shame-student-in-black-face-ask-byu-students-about-black-history-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blackface]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brigham Young]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BYU]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Colored People&#8221;, &#8216;Chicken &#38; Grape Juice&#8221;, &#8220;Jungle Fever&#8221; and &#8216;Samuel L. Jackson&#8221; were some of the answers&#8230;.you have to watch to beleive (sorry Maya Angelou and Morgan Freeman, we NEED ...]]></description>
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		<title>19 Year Old Woman Calls Police For Help; Policeman Rapes Her!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/02/02/19-year-old-woman-calls-police-for-help-policeman-rapes-her/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/02/02/19-year-old-woman-calls-police-for-help-policeman-rapes-her/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Police Brutality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[(via Police Brutality) After having a her bathroom window smashed with a brick and with someone kicking in her front door, a 19-year-old mother of two dialed 911 for help. The ones ...]]></description>
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		<title>Birdman Gets Cray &amp; Bets $5 Million On Superbowl XLVI</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/25/birdman-gets-cray-bets-5-million-on-superbowl-xlvi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/25/birdman-gets-cray-bets-5-million-on-superbowl-xlvi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troop Scoop</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Superbowl bet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We thought we seen it all with big time bet&#8217;s from 50 cent and the $500k placed on the New York Giants in Sunday&#8217;s NFC Championship game, but Birdman makes ...]]></description>
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		<title>[Watch] Inside Crashed Italian Cruise Ship! Captain Abandons Passengers!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/17/watch-inside-crashed-italian-cruise-ship-captain-abandons-passengers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/17/watch-inside-crashed-italian-cruise-ship-captain-abandons-passengers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 13:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cruise ship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Francesco Schettino]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Captain of the Coasta Concordia, and Italian cruise ship that crashed yesterday, could face homicide charges after abandoning his ship. The missing/death toll has risen to 29! La Repubblica newspaper ...]]></description>
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		<title>FORMER CHILD STAR COREY FELDMAN TO REVEAL NAMES OF HIS MOLESTERS!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/09/former-child-star-corey-feldman-to-reveal-names-of-his-molesters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/09/former-child-star-corey-feldman-to-reveal-names-of-his-molesters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Child Molester]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corey Feldman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corey Haim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lost Boys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is sad to hear. I hope Corey finds his redemption. Feldman plans on dropping the names of two of his abusers in his new book  - I betcha there ...]]></description>
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		<title>MAN PROPOSES TO GIRLFRIEND WITH A $3200 STOLEN RING!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/04/man-proposes-to-girlfriend-with-a-3200-stolen-ring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2012/01/04/man-proposes-to-girlfriend-with-a-3200-stolen-ring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tara Reneé</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Burlington, Vermont proposed to his girlfriend with a stolen ring. Cops say 25-year-old Ryan Jarvis stole a white gold solitaire ring from a Zales store in Burlington ...]]></description>
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		<title>OH HELLZ NAW! PORN COMPANY RELEASES &#8216;ROOTS&#8217; SPOOF!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/11/17/oh-hellz-naw-porn-company-releases-roots-spoof/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/11/17/oh-hellz-naw-porn-company-releases-roots-spoof/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex tapes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.carltonjordan.com/?p=26197</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Even porn stars should have some sense of cultural pride right??!! Has porn studio Evasive Angles has taken it too far by producing an XXX parody of Alex Haley&#8217;s Roots?? ...]]></description>
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		<title>NC MAN CHARGED WITH KNOWINGLY EXPOSING HIS PARTNER TO HIV!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/11/08/nc-man-charged-with-knowingly-exposing-his-partner-to-hiv/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/11/08/nc-man-charged-with-knowingly-exposing-his-partner-to-hiv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[AIDS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Conway]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gay North Carolina man has been arrested and faces charges after having &#8220;repeated&#8221; unprotected sex and not telling his partner that he is HIV positive, reports Raleigh Durham&#8217;s ABC ...]]></description>
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		<title>PARENTS WHO NAMED KID ADOLF HITLER LOSE CUSTODY OF ALL THEIR CHILDREN!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/31/parents-who-named-kid-adolf-hitler-lose-custody-of-all-their-children/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/31/parents-who-named-kid-adolf-hitler-lose-custody-of-all-their-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adolf Hitler]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to make a political statement, don&#8217;t use your kids &#8211; just change your own damn name!! Parents who named two of their children &#8220;Adolf Hitler&#8221; and &#8220;Aryan ...]]></description>
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		<title>WRONG! WATCH THUG STEAL IPHONE FROM 6 YEAR OLD!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/24/wrong-watch-thug-steal-iphone-from-6-year-old/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/24/wrong-watch-thug-steal-iphone-from-6-year-old/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[iphone thief]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For real tho?]]></description>
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		<title>BIG DUMMY! SOULJA BOY ARRESTED FOR&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/18/big-dummy-soulja-boy-arrested-for/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/18/big-dummy-soulja-boy-arrested-for/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession &#8230; TMZ has reported! The 21-year-old rapper was popped early this morning by Temple Police Department officers in Temple, GA at ...]]></description>
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		<title>CONTESTANT STRIPS NAKED IN TELEVISED ARGENTINA DANCE COMPETITION!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/10/contestant-strips-naked-in-televised-argentina-dance-competition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/10/contestant-strips-naked-in-televised-argentina-dance-competition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid. A contestant on the Argentine version of Strictly Come Dancing has attracted controversy over her dance routine on ...]]></description>
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		<title>19 YEAR OLD SENTENCED TO 97 YEARS IN PRISON!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/10/19-year-old-sentenced-to-97-years-in-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/10/10/19-year-old-sentenced-to-97-years-in-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 19-year-old Virginia man has been sentenced to nearly 97 years in prison after being convicted of several crimes related to a string of robberies in Virginia and North Carolina. ...]]></description>
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		<title>VETERAN OFFICER FIRED FOR HANDING OUT TICKETS BASED ON RACE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/09/30/veteran-officer-fired-for-handing-out-tickets-based-on-race/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/09/30/veteran-officer-fired-for-handing-out-tickets-based-on-race/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 19:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who says &#8216;driving while Black&#8217; won&#8217;t real??!! Watch this mess below&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>WTF! MOM FEEDS HER 800 LB. KIDS JUNK ON PURPOSE!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/09/22/wtf-mom-feeds-her-800-lb-kids-junk-on-purpose/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/09/22/wtf-mom-feeds-her-800-lb-kids-junk-on-purpose/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An obese mom has taken nurturing her children to extremes by fattening them up with comfort food, RadarOnline.com has learned. Someone please take her kids away now&#8230;this is definitely a form of child abuse!! ...]]></description>
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		<title>WRONG! NEWS CHANNEL DISTORTS 4-YEAR OLD TO SOUND CRIMINAL!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/08/01/wrong-news-channel-distorts-4-year-old-to-sound-criminal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/08/01/wrong-news-channel-distorts-4-year-old-to-sound-criminal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beyonce voice: Sumbody gettin&#8217; fi-errrrred! The HuffPo is reporting the following: WBBM-TV, the CBS affiliate in Chicago, has come under fire in recent days for broadcasting an interview with a ...]]></description>
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		<title>BIG DUMMY! SOULJA BOY SPENDS $55 MILLION ON WHAT??</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/07/29/big-dummy-soulja-boy-spends-55-million-on-what/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/07/29/big-dummy-soulja-boy-spends-55-million-on-what/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think this story isn&#8217;t completely accurate&#8230;.I mean does Soulja Boy have this type of money?? TMZ is reporting the rapper has spent $55 million on a ridiculous purchase&#8230; Soulja ...]]></description>
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		<title>WTF!! MAN IN HARLEM PROJECTS LIVING WITH A BIG ASS TIGER??</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/07/06/wtf-man-in-harlem-projects-living-with-a-big-ass-tiger/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/07/06/wtf-man-in-harlem-projects-living-with-a-big-ass-tiger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animal Planet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harlem projects]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tiger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How the hell did I miss this episode of Animal Planet???? The guy doing the interview is HILARIOUS!! Check out this VLOGGER&#8217;s reaction below&#8230;&#8230; And now for the update&#8230;.these niggaz ...]]></description>
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		<title>SAD! DEAD WOMAN&#8217;S BODY LAY IN POOL FOR DAYS; NO ONE NOTICES!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/07/01/sad-dead-womans-body-lay-in-pool-for-days-no-one-notices/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/07/01/sad-dead-womans-body-lay-in-pool-for-days-no-one-notices/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drowning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marie Joseph]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn shame! The Daily Mail reports a woman found dead in a Massachusetts public pool Tuesday was likely dead for days, police have said. Marie Joseph drowned in the pool ...]]></description>
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		<title>GIRL FIGHT!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/23/girl-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/23/girl-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 13:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://carltonjordan.com/?p=17183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh Hollywood, how I love thee&#8230;lol! I don’t know what it is about Hollywood when you’re East of Highland, but there’s always some kind of drama poppin off over yonder. Matter of ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>327</slash:comments>
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		<title>BLACK STANFORD PROFESSOR TO BLACK WOMEN: MARRY WHITE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/22/black-stanford-professor-to-black-women-marry-white/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/22/black-stanford-professor-to-black-women-marry-white/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black vs. White]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Couples]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interracial relationships]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://carltonjordan.com/?p=17174</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again! Rolling Out reports: Malcolm X once warned African Americans that no one can exploit and hate on black people with the dexterity, efficiency and ruthlessness as ...]]></description>
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		<title>SMH! MAN JAILED FOR SPENDING $110K DEPOSITED IN HIS ACCOUNT!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/18/smh-man-jailed-for-spending-110k-deposited-in-his-account/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/18/smh-man-jailed-for-spending-110k-deposited-in-his-account/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen McDummy McDow was arrested for spending $110,000 that was accidentlly deposited into his bank account by the IRS! Our friends over at Huffington Post report: Last September, Laguna Beach resident ...]]></description>
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		<title>SURPRISE! SURPRISE! NFL PLAYER LASHES OUT ON GAY MARRIAGE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/16/surprise-surprise-nfl-player-lashes-out-on-gay-marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/16/surprise-surprise-nfl-player-lashes-out-on-gay-marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 22:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Tyree]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Between Tracy Morgan, Soulja Boy, and this NFL Player&#8230;I am over Black people this week &#8211; LOL &#8211; especially knowing our history of hatred and discrimination! News flash! There was ...]]></description>
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		<title>AS THE WORLD TWEETS! RUSSELL CROWE IS ANTI-MALE CIRCUMCISION!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/10/as-the-world-tweets-russell-crowe-is-anti-male-circumcision/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/06/10/as-the-world-tweets-russell-crowe-is-anti-male-circumcision/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[As The World Tweets!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Russell Crowe went to Twitter to express his disdain for male circumcision!! I had a heated debate about this in my house today. One person (male) says he believes circumcision ...]]></description>
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		<title>RACIST ARTICLE AGAINST &#8216;UGLY&#8217; BLACK WOMEN REMOVED; SHUNNED!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/17/racist-article-against-ugly-black-women-removed-shunned/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/17/racist-article-against-ugly-black-women-removed-shunned/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 01:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halle Berry]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://carltonjordan.com/?p=14955</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday an article was published on the Psychology Today website that claimedscientific evidence that proves Black women were less attractive than women of other races&#8230;that was just the tip of ...]]></description>
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		<title>WTF! STUDY CLAIMS BLACK WOMEN ARE LESS ATTRACTIVE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/16/wtf-study-claims-black-women-are-less-attractive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/16/wtf-study-claims-black-women-are-less-attractive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 20:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow&#8230;this Asian dude, Satoshi Kanazawa, is tryna create scienticfic evidence that Black women are less attracive than other women&#8230; Psychology Today reports: There are marked race differences in physical attractiveness ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>MAN GETS LIFE IN PRISON ON MARIJUANA CHARGE!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/08/man-gets-life-in-prison-on-marijuana-charge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/08/man-gets-life-in-prison-on-marijuana-charge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 04:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cornell Hood II got off with probation after three marijuana convictions in New Orleans&#8230; According to NOLA.COM He didn&#8217;t fare too well after moving to St. Tammany Parish, however. A single ...]]></description>
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		<title>MAN DIES SAVING DOG’S LIFE! WOULD YOU RISK IT ALL FOR FLUFFY??</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/03/man-dies-saving-dogs-life-would-you-risk-it-all-for-fluffy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/05/03/man-dies-saving-dogs-life-would-you-risk-it-all-for-fluffy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 16:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David A. Lewis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love dogs. I wouldn&#8217;t risk my life saving one. A South Carolina hiker is dead after falling 125 feet from a waterfall while trying to rescue his dog. The ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>KEYSHIA COLE MOM, FRANKIE, ARRESTED!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/04/29/keyshia-cole-mom-frankie-arrested/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/04/29/keyshia-cole-mom-frankie-arrested/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s up with all these crazy celebrity moms???? &#8220;Celebrity Rehab&#8221; star Frankie Lons &#8212; the mother of singer Keyshia Cole &#8212; is back in jail this morning &#8230; after cops say they ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>281</slash:comments>
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		<title>BIG DUMMY! WHICH MARRIED ‘WIRE’ ACTOR IS DATING TILA TEQUILA?</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/04/11/big-dummy-which-married-wire-actor-is-dating-tila-tequila/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/04/11/big-dummy-which-married-wire-actor-is-dating-tila-tequila/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 17:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tila Tequila recently took to Twitter hinting that she has a new man in her life, some unnamed actor who refers to the reality star as an &#8220;outlaw&#8221;. Tila posted several ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE: DARIUS MCCRARY’S CREDIT CARD DECLINED AT BIG WANGS!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/02/09/exclusive-darius-mccrarys-credit-card-declined-at-big-wangs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/02/09/exclusive-darius-mccrarys-credit-card-declined-at-big-wangs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 20:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story is so awkward! A friend of mine that&#8217;s in town for the Grammy&#8217;s informed me that Darius McCrary invited him and his band out to eat&#8230;then left them ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>WTF! BROOKLYN TEEN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH A SNOWBALL!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/02/05/wtf-brooklyn-teen-arrested-for-assault-with-a-snowball/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/02/05/wtf-brooklyn-teen-arrested-for-assault-with-a-snowball/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 03:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huh? According to NY Daily News: A snowball attack on a Brooklyn mailman got a teenager arrested when the horseplay turned violent, cops said Thursday. Walter Ward, 16, was charged with criminal possession of ...]]></description>
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		<title>WOMAN GETS 10 YEARS FOR SLEEPING WITH UNDERAGE BOYS! IS IT RAPE WHEN IT&#8217;S A BOY?</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/01/24/woman-gets-10-years-for-sleeping-with-underage-boys-is-it-rape-when-its-a-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/01/24/woman-gets-10-years-for-sleeping-with-underage-boys-is-it-rape-when-its-a-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cathleen Miller]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet has gone crazy, most with men saying this woman should not be sentenced to jail, because the underage boys probably enjoyed her goodies!! What do you think? Is ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>HAPPY MLK DAY! NEWS ANCHOR FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHT TO USE THE N-WORD!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/01/17/happy-mlk-day-news-anchor-fights-for-his-right-to-use-the-n-word/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/01/17/happy-mlk-day-news-anchor-fights-for-his-right-to-use-the-n-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Should this man be able to use racial slurs in the work place?  Should anyone be able to regardless of context? A Fox 5 news anchor is scheduled to appear ...]]></description>
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		<title>WHY FACEBOOK FRIENDS AREN&#8217;T REAL FRIENDS, OR ARE THEY??!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/01/05/why-facebook-friends-arent-real-friends-or-are-they/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/01/05/why-facebook-friends-arent-real-friends-or-are-they/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 18:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman committed suicide the other day and posted her intent on her Facebook profile! This makes me wonder, if I posted a suicide note or told my Facebook friends ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>37</slash:comments>
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		<title>MAN FACES JAIL TIME FOR READING CHEATING WIFE&#8217;S EMAILS!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/12/29/man-faces-jail-time-for-reading-cheating-wifes-emails/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/12/29/man-faces-jail-time-for-reading-cheating-wifes-emails/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 19:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about an overzealous lawyer! The Huffington Post Reports: Leon Walker, the Michigan man who may serve time behind bars for reading his now-ex-wife Clara&#8217;s email as a means of exposing ...]]></description>
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		<title>AS THE WORLD TWEETS: TANK GOES OFF ON SOUL TRAIN AWARDS!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/11/28/as-the-world-tweets-tank-goes-off-on-soul-train-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/11/28/as-the-world-tweets-tank-goes-off-on-soul-train-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 07:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Soul Train Awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tank]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you watched the Soul Train Awards last night then you probably saw how several performances were already happening when the Awards came back from commercial breaks.  Mainly Eric Benet, ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>ARE WE WITNESSING THE DOWNFALL OF FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR?</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/17/are-we-witnessing-the-downfall-of-floyd-mayweather-jr/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/17/are-we-witnessing-the-downfall-of-floyd-mayweather-jr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there any doubt where Floyd&#8217;s aggression should be directed? You tell me. The fantastic, money-making world of Floyd Mayweather Jr. is about to make a crash landing! The undefeated ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>555</slash:comments>
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		<title>SAM JONES III ALLEGEDLY FEATURED IN A SEX TAPE WITH GIRLFRIEND?!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/08/sam-jones-iii-allegedly-featured-in-a-sex-tape-with-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/08/sam-jones-iii-allegedly-featured-in-a-sex-tape-with-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Karissa Shannon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sam Jones III]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex tapes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We called it a few weeks ago&#8230;.The &#8220;C&#8221; list version of Ray-J and Kim Kardashian are supposedly releasing a sex tape! I knew the whole Heidi / Spencer / Karissa ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>190</slash:comments>
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		<title>SMH! FLOYD MAYWEATHER GOES ON RACIST RANT AT MANNY PACQUIAO!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/03/smh-floyd-mayweather-goes-on-racist-rant-at-manny-pacquiao/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/03/smh-floyd-mayweather-goes-on-racist-rant-at-manny-pacquiao/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boxing prima donna Floyd Mayweather &#8220;broadcast&#8221; a mocking, racist attack on boxing nemesis Manny Pacquiao on Ustream yesterday, calling the Filipino fighter a midget several times and saying that once ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>PLAXICO BURRESS DENIED JAIL RELEASE, ONCE AGAIN!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/01/plaxico-burress-denied-jail-release-once-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/09/01/plaxico-burress-denied-jail-release-once-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, do I feel sorry for this guy. Former New York Giant WR, Plaxico Burress, has once again been denied jail work release in Albany, New York. Just in case ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>240</slash:comments>
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		<title>DAMN! CALVIN FROM 227 THUGGED OUT; SMOKING WEED!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/07/27/damn-calvin-from-227-thugged-out-smoking-weed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/07/27/damn-calvin-from-227-thugged-out-smoking-weed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[227]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Curtis Baldwin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[CarltonJordan.com partner Full Fledge Entertainment caught up with &#8220;Calvin&#8221; real name, Curtis Baldwin, from 227 gettin&#8217; BLUNTED &#8211; - with Christopher Williams!!!  Huh? LOL! The &#8216;thugged out&#8217; child star chopped ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>525</slash:comments>
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		<title>NIGERIAN COUPLE GIVES BIRTH TO WHITE BABY! OH HELL!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/07/20/nigerian-couple-gives-birth-to-white-baby-oh-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/07/20/nigerian-couple-gives-birth-to-white-baby-oh-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fun starts around :30! This is on some reverse Mandingo stuff!  LOL! I&#8217;m with the brother in the end &#8212; get a DNA test&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>408</slash:comments>
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		<title>KAT STACKS TURNED AWAY FROM CLUB FOR BEING UNDER AGE??!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/07/19/kat-stacks-turned-away-from-club-for-being-under-age/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/07/19/kat-stacks-turned-away-from-club-for-being-under-age/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew the girl with so many miles on her is UNDER 21!  Yuuuckkk! I knew I shoulda went out and shot this last night. My lazy ass stayed in ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>REDSKIN HAYNESWORTH SUED FOR BEING A DEAD-BEAT!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/27/redskin-haynesworth-sued-for-being-a-dead-beat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/27/redskin-haynesworth-sued-for-being-a-dead-beat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 14:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haynesworth with son Aivery&#8230;lil&#8217; guy has a illegit sibling on the way! More wonderful news from the scandalous world of the NFL&#8230;Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has been sued ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>219</slash:comments>
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		<title>NEWSFLASH&#8230;DELONTE WEST IS A STRAIGHT &#8216;G&#8217;!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/27/newsflash-delonte-west-is-a-straight-g/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/27/newsflash-delonte-west-is-a-straight-g/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 13:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amid all the accusations, rumors and scandalous sex affair talk, we find this interview that Delonte West did for Dime Magazine awhile back. Get an insight (below) into the scum ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>266</slash:comments>
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		<title>WTF! TILA TEQUILA DOING &#8216;REHAB&#8217; TO GET ANOTHER REALITY SHOW??!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/24/wtf-tila-tequila-doing-rehab-to-get-another-reality-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/24/wtf-tila-tequila-doing-rehab-to-get-another-reality-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, the gossip world had already been laughing at the thought of Tila Tequila appearing on Dr. Drew&#8217;s &#8220;Celebrity Rehab&#8221; &#8211; - and now Tila admits on her own ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>CAVS J.J. HICKSON DOESN&#8217;T PAY HIS RENT!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/20/cavs-j-j-hickson-doesnt-pay-his-rent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/20/cavs-j-j-hickson-doesnt-pay-his-rent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While &#8216;that&#8217; lil&#8217; Cav is doing his teammate&#8217;s mom&#8230;THIS lil&#8217; Cav doesn&#8217;t pay his rent!! The hits just keep coming outta Cleveland! Apparently second year Cavs forward J.J. Hickson doesn&#8217;t ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>NBA HALL OF FAMER BACKS UP JAMES SEX AFFAIR!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/20/nba-hall-of-famer-backs-up-james-sex-affair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/20/nba-hall-of-famer-backs-up-james-sex-affair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 14:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Murphy says it&#8217;s true&#8230;would he swear on his 14 daughters?? The Gloria James/Delonte West sex affair takes another turn. Now NBA Hall of Fame player Calvin Murphy has taken to ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>25</slash:comments>
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		<title>AMARE STOUDEMIRE&#8217;S MOM ARRESTED FOR DUI!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/20/amare-stoudemires-mom-arrested-for-dui/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/20/amare-stoudemires-mom-arrested-for-dui/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 13:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carrie got that Tina Turner/Private Dancer thing goin&#8217; on&#8230; It really hasn&#8217;t been a good week for NBA stars&#8217;s moms. Now we learn that Phoenix Suns forward Amare Stoudemire&#8217;s mother ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8216;SOUL 4 REAL&#8217; STAR HEAD OF IDENTITY THEFT RING! SMH!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/19/soul-4-real-star-head-of-identity-theft-ring-smh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/19/soul-4-real-star-head-of-identity-theft-ring-smh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 19:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, it&#8217;s not a game. Someone needs to be on an episode of &#8220;Unsunged Hero.&#8221; LOL!!!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHEN BIMBOS CLASH: TIGER&#8217;S  MISTRESSES UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/17/when-bimbos-clash-tigers-mistresses-unload-on-each-other/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/05/17/when-bimbos-clash-tigers-mistresses-unload-on-each-other/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 13:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The skank calling the bimbo wack! The war of words have begun between Tiger Woods&#8217; playthangs Rachel Uchitel (left) and Joslyn James. Both skanks are spewing mudpies on the other ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>203</slash:comments>
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		<title>BLIMEY SHAME&#8230;WHITNEY LOOKS A MESS IN LONDON!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/27/blimey-shame-whitney-looks-a-mess-in-london/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/27/blimey-shame-whitney-looks-a-mess-in-london/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Whitney Houston]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whitney&#8230;The Greatest Fall Of All!! Is she trying to give birth?? Warning: The following pics of Whitney Houston performing at the O2 Arena in London will make you shake your ...]]></description>
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		<title>DID GABOUREY SIDIBE PLAY HERSELF ON SNL??!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/25/did-gabourey-sidibe-play-herself-on-snl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/25/did-gabourey-sidibe-play-herself-on-snl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 17:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How come I knew her skit would have food involved? Steve Harvey below &#8230;&#8230;LOL!!!!]]></description>
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		<title>TWIN BROTHERS ARE REALLY CLOSE&#8230;MAYBE TOO CLOSE!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/24/twin-brothers-are-really-close-maybe-too-close/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/24/twin-brothers-are-really-close-maybe-too-close/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 17:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve heard of kissing cousins but this is ridiculous!!! Pittsburgh Steelers draft pick Maukrice Pouncey &#8220;pounced&#8221; on his twin brother Mike with a mouth-to-mouth kiss after being selected in the ...]]></description>
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		<title>LASHAWN GETS A DE-MERRITT FOR COMING UP &#8220;SHORT&#8221; ON DRUG TEST!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/24/lashawn-gets-a-de-merritt-for-coming-up-short-on-drug-test/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/24/lashawn-gets-a-de-merritt-for-coming-up-short-on-drug-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[LaShawn Merritt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suspension leaves track star &#8220;short&#8221; on options&#8230;! Olympic track gold medalist LaShawn Merritt has been suspended by the US Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) for testing positive for a banned substance. Dude ...]]></description>
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		<title>TIKI BACKS OUT OF FUNDRAISER IN THE BRONX!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/21/tiki-backs-out-of-fundraiser-in-the-bronx/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/21/tiki-backs-out-of-fundraiser-in-the-bronx/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah Tiki&#8230;flash that fake smile for the camera!! Scandalous Today Show correspondent Tiki Barber has decided not to headline the second annual Run for the Wild fundraiser in the Bronx. ...]]></description>
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		<title>BROWNS RB CHRIS JENNINGS ARRESTED FOR FIGHTING!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/19/browns-rb-chris-jennings-arrested-for-fighting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/19/browns-rb-chris-jennings-arrested-for-fighting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jennings behind bars&#8230;he got the real thing on Saturday!! More news from the NFL (Negative Football League)&#8230;Cleveland Browns running back Chris Jennings was arrested over the weekend for allegedly punching ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>COLUMBUS SHORT RUNS FROM THE PAPARAZZI LIKE A LIL&#8217; BIATCH!  LOL!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/16/columbus-short-runs-from-the-paparazzi-like-a-lil-biatch-lol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/16/columbus-short-runs-from-the-paparazzi-like-a-lil-biatch-lol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Columbus Short]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night Columbus Short (Stomp the Yard) ran from the paparazzi as if he was Will Smith &#8211; wait a minute! Do you ever see Will Smith running from the ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>COWBOYS OWNER TRASHES EX-COACH!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/14/cowboys-owner-trashes-ex-coach/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/14/cowboys-owner-trashes-ex-coach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dallas Cowboy fans&#8230;your clueless team owner is at it again&#8230;showing just how much of an ass he truly is!! In the video below, team owner Jerry Jones calls Cowboy QB ...]]></description>
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		<title>SUPERMODEL&#8217;S 300 LB. DAUGHTER SPEAKS OUT!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/14/supermodels-300-lb-daughter-speaks-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/14/supermodels-300-lb-daughter-speaks-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Iman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew!! Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Zulekha Haywood, daughter of supermodel Iman and her first husband, basketball player Spencer Haywood, recently talked ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHEN BASEBALL FANS ATTACK! BRAWL AT MARLINS-DODGERS GAME!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/13/when-baseball-fans-attack-brawl-at-marlins-dodgers-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/13/when-baseball-fans-attack-brawl-at-marlins-dodgers-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An all-out brawl broke out last weekend at a Marlins-Dodgers baseball game. Checkout the video below&#8230; According to a YouTube description, the battle began &#8220;after a group of young drunk ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>WTF?? DONALD FAISON IS A BROKE &#8220;SCRUB&#8221;???</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/09/wtf-donald-faison-is-a-broke-scrub/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/09/wtf-donald-faison-is-a-broke-scrub/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donald Faison]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I only missed one mortgage payment, dammit!!! Looks like Scrubs star Donald Faison is on the broke-n-busted list. The former Clueless star is having trouble paying his mortgage. Luther Burbank ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>346</slash:comments>
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		<title>GARCELLE BEAUVAIS COMPARES HUBBY TO TIGER WOODS/JESSE JAMES!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/09/garcelle-beauvais-compares-hubby-to-tiger-woodsjesse-james/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/09/garcelle-beauvais-compares-hubby-to-tiger-woodsjesse-james/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comparing your husband to Tiger Woods and Jesse James a few months ago would have been a compliment!!! Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon called out her agent husband Mike, father to her two-year-old ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>WTH! TIKI BARBER ABANDONS PREGNANT WIFE!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/07/wth-tiki-barber-abandons-pregnant-wife/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/07/wth-tiki-barber-abandons-pregnant-wife/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe it was the pregnancy weight??? Ex-NY Giants RB Tiki Barber has done the very thing he despised his father for doing: He&#8217;s walking out on his wife and kids!! ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>109</slash:comments>
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		<title>DEAD WRONG: PASSENGER TRIES TO TAKE DEAD BODY ON PLANE!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/06/dead-wrong-passenger-tries-to-take-dead-body-on-plane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/06/dead-wrong-passenger-tries-to-take-dead-body-on-plane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 17:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 91-year-old German man has been refused entry to a flight in Liverpool&#8217;s John Lennon Airport &#8211; because he was dead. Oh hellz naw &#8230;. The recently departed man was ...]]></description>
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		<title>WATCH:MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE SLAPPED OVER FILET-O-FISH!! LOL!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/02/watchmcdonalds-employee-slapped-over-filet-o-fish-lol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/02/watchmcdonalds-employee-slapped-over-filet-o-fish-lol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Filet-O-Fish Slap&#8221; is the new &#8220;Kanye Shrug&#8221; View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video. SOUTH BRUNSWICK, N.J. (Associated Press) &#8211; Police say an impatient customer slapped a drive-thru worker at a ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>102</slash:comments>
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		<title>NY SENATOR BEGS KIDS TO STOP SAGGING PANTS!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/02/ny-senator/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/02/ny-senator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don&#8217;t surrender control over your own image.&#8221; But let me tell you how to dress? Contradiction much? State Senator Eric Adams has a message for the youth of America: Stop ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>459</slash:comments>
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		<title>TIGER PAYS RACHEL $10M TO KEEP QUIET!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/01/tiger-pays-rachel-10m-to-keep-quiet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/01/tiger-pays-rachel-10m-to-keep-quiet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unbeeeelievable! With all the devastation in Haiti, Tiger Woods has allegedly paid one-time girlfriend/skank Rachel Uchitel $10 million to keep quiet about their affair! See more. Tiger Woods allegedly paid ...]]></description>
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		<title>KERI HILSON CHOPS UP THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/01/keri-hilson-chops-up-national-anthem/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/01/keri-hilson-chops-up-national-anthem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beyonce would never!!!! Atlanta native Keri Hilson forgot her lines as she performed the singing of the National Anthem last night at the Hawks/Lakers game. With all those peeps in ...]]></description>
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		<title>DEJA VU??!!!! TILA TEQULA GETS MARRIED? IS THIS THE BABY DADDY??!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/01/de-ja-vu-tila-tequla-gets-married-is-this-the-baby-daddy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/04/01/de-ja-vu-tila-tequla-gets-married-is-this-the-baby-daddy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miss Tila&#8217;s official Facebook status stated last night, Tila is married to Casa Wilson. What the fudge!!!!! Okay calm down 15-year olds!! You still can wank off to her photos. ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>SANDRA BULLOCK GETS THE BLIND SIDE EYE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/31/sandra-bullock-gets-the-blind-side-eye/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/31/sandra-bullock-gets-the-blind-side-eye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well Damn! Photos of Sandra Bullock&#8217;s hubby Jesse James caught white-handed doing the neo-nazi hail Hitler salute have spread across the web!! This is a real case of &#8216;Why Did I ...]]></description>
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		<title>RACHEL TRUE WAS RIGHT! CW PRODUCERS SEEM 2 CONDONE RACIST HIGH SOCIETY CAST MEMBER!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/17/rachel-true-was-right-cw-producers-seem-2-condone-racist-high-society-cast-member/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/17/rachel-true-was-right-cw-producers-seem-2-condone-racist-high-society-cast-member/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former UPN star Rachel True recently lashed out on the CW for seeming to condone and almost glorify an obvious racist cast member on their new reality show High Society. ...]]></description>
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		<title>GUESS WHO BEAT GARY DOURDAN&#8217;S AZZ?!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/17/guess-who-beat-gary-dourdans-azz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/17/guess-who-beat-gary-dourdans-azz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gary Dourdan of &#8220;CSI&#8221; fame was the alleged victim of domestic violence Tuesday afternoon, and his much smaller girlfriend was cuffed and taken into custody &#8230; law enforcement sources tell ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>205</slash:comments>
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		<title>EX NBA STAR SLEPT WITH 90 WOMEN A MONTH!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/16/ex-nba-star-slept-with-90-women-a-month/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/16/ex-nba-star-slept-with-90-women-a-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s just nasty. Winston Bennett played in the NBA during the late 1980s and early 90s, and while he may have been known for his on-court ability, he harbored an ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>264</slash:comments>
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		<title>CHRIS BROWN FINALLY BEGINS TO REPAIR DAMAGE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/15/chris-brown-finally-begins-to-repair-damage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/15/chris-brown-finally-begins-to-repair-damage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[C. Breezy must finally have some new people! The fallen R&#038;B star made a stop at the Sisulu Walker Charter School of Harlem to read some books for third graders. ...]]></description>
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		<title>FORMER UPN STAR RACHEL TRUE GOES OFF ON THE CW!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/11/former-upn-star-rachel-true-goes-off-on-the-cw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/11/former-upn-star-rachel-true-goes-off-on-the-cw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone needs a hug! LOL! My thoughts below! First off &#8211; this is my first time ever writing something about Rachel True&#8230;.ever! Maybe she should rant more often, she&#8217;d get ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>275</slash:comments>
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		<title>HOWARD STERN AND ROBIN RIP INTO PRECIOUS STAR!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/09/howard-stern-and-robin-rip-into-precious-star/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/09/howard-stern-and-robin-rip-into-precious-star/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Howard Stern unleashed a vicious attack on Gabourey Sidibe on his Sirius satellite show on Monday. &#8220;There&#8217;s the most enormous, fat black chick I&#8217;ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone&#8217;s ...]]></description>
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		<title>DUMB ATHLETE OF THE WEEK: ARMED ROBBERY + BLOW JOB?!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/03/dumb-athlete-of-the-week-armed-robbery-blow-job/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/03/03/dumb-athlete-of-the-week-armed-robbery-blow-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope these brothas didnt do this! Charleston County sheriff’s deputies confirmed to News 2 that they are investigating a possible link between a robbery Saturday in West Ashely that ...]]></description>
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		<title>ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER NUDE ATHLETE!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/02/09/another-day-another-nude-athlete/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/02/09/another-day-another-nude-athlete/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again. According to TMZ: The Spurs&#8217; lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty.com last week, demanding the website &#8220;immediately and permanently&#8221; remove the photos showing guard George ...]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>252</slash:comments>
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		<title>JUSTIN BEIBER TAKEN DOWN BY AN ONION RING? LOL!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/02/07/justin-beiber-taken-down-by-an-onion-ring-lol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/02/07/justin-beiber-taken-down-by-an-onion-ring-lol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re not familiar with the Facebook sensation &#8220;Can This Onion Ring Get More Fans Than Justin Bieber?&#8221; well you need to be! I am happy to say that I ...]]></description>
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		<title>CHRISTIAN TV SHOW PRANKED BY &#8220;FRESH PRINCE&#8221; FAN (VIDEO)</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/01/20/christian-tv-show-pranked-by-fresh-prince-fan-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/01/20/christian-tv-show-pranked-by-fresh-prince-fan-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<title>IN POST RACIAL ERA; WHITES ONLY BASKETBALL LEAGUE STARTS!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/01/20/in-post-racial-era-whites-only-basketball-league-starts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/01/20/in-post-racial-era-whites-only-basketball-league-starts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer, according to areport in the Augusta Chronicle. The All-American Basketball Alliance would also ban players born outside the United ...]]></description>
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		<title>PROMOTER JAILED $25 MILLION IN FAKE BOOKINGS!</title>
		<link>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/01/09/promoter-jailed-25-million-in-fake-bookings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.carltonjordan.com/2010/01/09/promoter-jailed-25-million-in-fake-bookings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carlton Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SOURCE: HIP HOP WIRED A promoter in Arizona is facing prison time after being indicted of creating a Ponzi scheme and making over $25 million by booking fake concerts for ...]]></description>
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