All posts tagged Tila Tequila

BIG DUMMY! WHICH MARRIED ‘WIRE’ ACTOR IS DATING TILA TEQUILA?

By Carlton Jordan | April 11, 2011 | News | 4 Comments

Tila Tequila recently took to Twitter hinting that she has a new man in her life, some unnamed actor who refers to the reality star as an “outlaw”. Tila posted several more comments on her Twitter stating she is “secretly seeing this actor”.

She writes: “Ok, so I’ve been secretly seeing this actor… Each time they leave they’d say, I make them feel alive with excitement cuz of being with me… I don’t know… But life is like a box of “chocolates”, ya never know what ur gonna get… C’est La Vie!”

See the pics below!

TILA TEQUILA DEBUTS NEW MUSIC VIDEO & SONG! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

By Carlton Jordan | March 10, 2011 | Music, Video | No comments

And you thought Kim Kardashian’s song was bad.

Miss Tila, Tila Tequila, or whoever the fugg she is right now is still pursuing her non existent music career, and what quicker way to make it disappear than releasing a music video and song that’s full of #notwinning!

Of course this isn’t even a Tila original. I don’t think her illiterate ass can write! Anyways, the original song is sang by Yoko Ono (the fiercest Asian bitch ever to walk the planet) and has the same title, ‘Walking On Thin Ice’. Who sang it better?

TILA TEQUILA’S EX: TILA PLOTTED ON KILLING LADY GAGA!

By Carlton Jordan | November 6, 2010 | News, Video | 308 Comments

OH-EM-GEE!

The Garry Sun and Tila fued is getting out of control. Her ex-employee and known ex-boyfriend began an interview with Ghost Rider Radio and began his interview defending himself against Tila’s venom, but ended up spilling a whole bunch of dirt!

The interview goes from exposing Tila’s past lies and drug use to hinting Tila’s part in Casey Johnson’s death!

Take a listen: The interview begins @ 4:00

But wait there’s more…..!

UPDATE: TILA TEQUILA KIDNAP STORY CREATED BY JILTED EX-BOYFRIEND?

By Carlton Jordan | October 27, 2010 | News | 564 Comments

Paparazzo Garry “Prophecy” Sun, the man standing behind these posters and the one who claims Tila kidnapped his “girlfriend”, has got some splainin’ to do!

Earlier, TMZ reported that Garry and the woman he claims to be his girlfriend, Shyla Jennings, were filing charges against Tila Read more…

SHOCKING! TILA TEQUILA RUMORED TO BE FACING 20 YEARS IN PRISON?

By Carlton Jordan | October 27, 2010 | News, Video | 390 Comments

TMZ UPDATE: Tila’s lawyer calls the allegations, “patently absurd” … and insists Sun is simply filing the lawsuit to “get back at [Tila]” after he was fired from his role on Tila’s website. The lawyer adds, “[Sun] will undoubtedly be held accountable by appropriate authorities for making these false allegations.”

What the hell is going on in Hollywood! Word on the street is that Tila Tequila has committed some horrible crimes!

The other night Tila Tequila celebrated her birthday in Beverly Hills, but didn’t get the warm welcome she expected! After tweeting to her fans and the paparazzi that she was going to Mr. Chow, Read more…

TILA TEQUILA OFFICIALLY A FAME WHORE?? JUDGE THINKS SO!

By Carlton Jordan | October 8, 2010 | News | 2 Comments

Tila Tequila put on a brave face last night as she hit up Phillipe Chow in West Hollywood!

She had to put on a brave face, to step out lookin’ like this!

Miss Tila, her new mangled weave, and bad dye job hit up Phillipe Chow last night. She’s smiling through the pain of a judge dismissing her “faux” shock from and old sex tape allegedly being “leaked”. This is what happens when you lie about everything Tila, people stop believing you.

Now we all know that this sex tape scandal is a publicity stunt and is being handled, controlled, and manipulated to the media by Team Tila [which consists of Tila Tequila and her two fake boobs].

According to TMZ, Tila’s lawyer, Alan Gutman, just asked an L.A. County Superior Court judge for an injunction, prohibiting the release of one of her sex tapes. Gutman argued the tape — shot more than 7 years ago during a trip with her boyfriend — was an invasion of privacy and a misappropriation of her image.

Wanna know what the judge said …LOL!!!

TILA TEQUILA DYES HER HAIR BLACK TO MATCH HER SOUL…..

By Carlton Jordan | September 20, 2010 | News | 532 Comments

So I was bored….completely bored….so bored I’d done eveything possible except go to Tila’s blog…I figurerd there’d be something there to make me dislike her even more…and there was!

Via Tila BORING ASS Blog:

A lot of my [three] fans has also asked me to make another video of me playing [with myself] piano, so I kept my promise [for the first time ever] although I’m on vacation [unemployed] right now, but I also said that I would check in every once in a while to say hello [since I don't even run my own blog right now].

METHOD MAN ATTACKED AT SAME FESTIVAL AS TILA TEQUILA!

By Carlton Jordan | August 17, 2010 | News | 238 Comments

Well, I guess the Juggalos are equal opportunity douche bags!!! Where’s the outrage?

According to TMZ…

Method Man and Redman were performing at the festival Sunday night when someone in the audience threw what looked like “a full beer can” at MM’s face — resulting in a pretty nasty eye wound.

See video below! LOL! Dem Juggaz don’t play!

AFTER CONCERT ATTACK, TILA TEQUILA RETURNS TO LA IN TEARS! WHATEVER!

By Carlton Jordan | August 15, 2010 | News, Video | 239 Comments

Tears of an insane clown…

Tila has a new bodyguard.

Tila Tequila arrives back to Los Angeles in tears after being viciously and brutally attacked [according to her]. BTW, no arrest were made in the vicious, brutal, murderous, vengeful, and premeditated attack against her!

SEE VIDEO OF HER “CRYING” BELOW….

TILA TEQUILA ATTACKED BY JUGGALOS AT CONCERT!!

By Carlton Jordan | August 15, 2010 | News, Video | 423 Comments

Well damn! At first I thought she was claiming she was attacked by some Jigaboos…I was about to be all upset!!

The ever so annoying Tila Tequila was paid $5000 to participate in Chicago concert headlined by the Insane Clown Possee [ICP]…and the porn star ended up getting a rude awakening! According to TMZ [Diane seems to have a major crush on Tila because they appear to never question her version of events] Tila was attacked by ICP fans who call themselves Juggalos.

READ MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT, PLUS MY EXTREME SIDE EYE BELOW!
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